Things You Would Never Know  about
Chinese Swordsman Movies

1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky
and will usually be killed by enemies when the
hero is young, and the hero will become an orphan.

2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always
manage to catch his breath and speak a few
sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his
head and declared dead.

3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up
trees and distances without any sweat. But when
travelling to towns and villages, they still have to
walk or ride horses.

4. The heroes need not have to work for money,
but will always have golds and silvers with them to
pay for their dishes.

5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very
often no matter how big the country is and no
matter where they are.

6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy
as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees
and smoke coming out from the head.

7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and
waistband and never drop them (carrying
especially lots of those gold and silver ingots)

Things You Would Never Know about Indian
Movies

1. A man will show no pain while taking the most
ferocious beating but will wince when a woman
tries to cleanse his wounds.

2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine(vice
versa) unless they first perform a dance number in
the rain.

3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or
in any other situation.

4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of
nowhere, 100 people will appear from god-knows-
where and joins them in the dance.

5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the
bad guy who he is up against is actually his
brother and the maid who looked after him is his
mother and the chief inspector is his father and the
Judge is his uncle and so forth.

6. Key English words used in the movie (usually
said out loud between entences) are No Problem!,
My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible! Please
forgive me! ........ etc

7.They drop down on grounds and roll and roll
while singing and came out with different clothings.

8.They can run around the coconut trees, singing,
battling eyes-lid,and throwing glances at each
other and change clothes all at the same time
without being out of breath.
 

ZOMG.

I opened my mailbox today and I saw this picture.

so I thought it was a joke right.. then i read the text.



' Sorry Kok Ming.. This picture was taken a month ago, and now I'm three months pregnant with YOUR child.... I didn't know how to tell you... and it was killing me to hide it from you. You will be responsible right?'

I couldn't read on anymore.

I AM SO DEAD. Damn Durex had a hole? How HOW HOWWWW?









Ok la. Joking oni la. But a damn cute pic she took.. There were others too, but those are for me XD muahah. XD